Tempus Fuggit

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From: Homewrecker, Susie
Sent: Monday, September 28, 2009 4:33 PM
To: Ricochet
Subject:

What's the use if you're never at your desk? I'm demoting your friendship to "mediocre"
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From: Ricochet
Sent: Monday, September 28, 2009 4:56 PM
To: Homewrecker, Susie
Subject: RE:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
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From: Homewrecker, Susie
Sent: Monday, September 28, 2009 4:57 PM
To: Ricochet
Subject: RE:

Srsly dude. I had some big information to share (namely, I sent out the evite for the pub crawl and Madonna's getting married to a 22-year old), but you're never around. Fuggit.

NOFX I love you

From: Homewrecker, Susie
Sent: Monday
To: Ricochet

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark.
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From: Ricochet
Sent: Monday, 2 hours later
To: Homewrecker, Susie

I take her to the planetarium, she says star.

Sustainable Humor

From: Homewrecker, Susie
Sent: Monday, 1:25 PM
To: Ricochet
Subject: note

1) I have clean teeth
2) did you know whitening costs $600?
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From: Ricochet
Sent: Monday, 1:30 PM
To: Homewrecker, Susie
Subject: RE: note

1) sweet where did you go?
2) whoa. Did you pay for that?

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From: Homewrecker, Susie
Sent: Monday, 1:34 PM
To: Ricochet
Subject: RE: note

1) http://www.onlinesmiles.com/Contact.shtmlThey're very nice. Excellent yelp reviews
2) Not yet. But they have payment plans. I'm looking into financing options.
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From: Ricochet
Sent: Monday, 1:35 PM
To: Homewrecker, Susie
Subject: RE: note

Might I suggest AB811 financing? It's worth it if you get sustainable teeth.

I made this for you

From: Homewrecker, Susie
Sent: Thursday, September 24, 2009 9:41 AM
To: Ricochet
Subject: I made this for you

In my attempt to make a process flow, I got slightly distracted by the radial diagram. It's a wreath!

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From: Ricochet
Sent: Thursday, September 24, 2009 9:44 AM
To: Homewrecker, Susie
Subject: RE: I made this for you

I'm going to print that out, cut a head-sized hole in the middle and wear it to a meeting

Payday is today...or how did I spend that much money?

Susie: Yeah, my credit card bill was high last month too. I think we were just happy to have jobs.

Ricochet. No, really. What the hell did I do last month? I must've been living la vida loca.

Tu madre

From: Homewrecker, Susie
Sent: Wednesday, Septemeber 23, 2009 8:21 AM
To: Ricochet
Subject: Your mom

1) No hot water for three days
2) Ribs still hurt as a result of imbibing Friday night.
3) Seriously poor work outfit, despite three ensemble changes this morning.
4) Was going to fight everyone on BART. Everyone.

"Stop touching me!"

Ricochet: What'd you do this weekend?
Susie: I went to Santa Cruz to see the sea lions.
...
Susie: Sea lions have small ears.
Ricochet: Maybe that's why they yell all the time.


You had to be there, I guess.

Zog's Dogs

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From: Mate, Cube
Sent: Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:01 PM
To: Homewrecker, Susie
Subject: Accepted: 'slunch
When: Friday, September 18, 2009 12:00 PM-1:00 PM (GMT-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada).
Where:

I tried sending a response but wasn't sure if it worked…take two:

I'm meeting my sister for lunch tomorrow, but you're welcome to join! Her friend just bought a hot dog stand (weird, I know) down near montgomery, so we were going to check it out. It's called Zog's Dogs and is supposed to be quite tasty if you're interested :)

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From: Homewrecker, Susie
Sent: Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:02 PM
To: Mate, Cube
Subject: RE: 'slunch

Um. Yes Please.

Order of foods I like:
1 - Bagels
2 - Sushi
3 - Hot dogs
4 through 6 - pizza (thin crust, deep crust, other)
7 - Ice cream
8 - Cucumbers

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From: Mate, Cube
Sent: Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:03 PM
To: Homewrecker, Susie
Subject: RE: 'slunch

Excellent, I am right there with you. Feel free to invite Ricochet or whoever else enjoys the hot dogs.

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From: Homewrecker, Susie
Sent: Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:05 PM
To: Mate, Cube
Cc: Ricochet
Subject: RE: 'slunch

Ricochet does have a soft spot for hot dogs but he's in some away from the office thing until noon tomorrow and I think they feed him but I'm not sure so I suppose I should invite him. Without me, he'd have no social life. Frrealz.

Ricochet, you're reluctantly invited.

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From: Ricochet
Sent: Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:10 PM
To: Mate, Cube; Homewrecker, Susie
Cc: Ricochet
Subject: RE: 'slunch

It's true that you are my social coordinator. I'm not sure what time I'll be back but if I'm around in time, I'm totally down.

Dear Hot dogs,
I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Cordially,
Ricochet.