Musicals are for winners

From: Ricochet
Sent: Thursday, October 08, 2009 8:27 AM
To: Mom; Dad; Sister Misfit
Subject: Musical

Hi Fam! Lady Helsing and I are going to see the Green Day musical tonight and I thought I would mark the occasion with a short play of my own:

The following scene is set in the back two seats of a blue Dodge Caravan, circa 1992.

Sister Misfit: "Ok, that's the end of my Les Mis double-CD, you can take it out now Mom."
Ricochet: "My turn to pick the music! Can you put in my Green Day album?"
Sister Misfit: "Green Day is LAME. Musicals are the best!"
Ricochet: "Musicals make me want to spew!"
Sister Misfit: "Whatever. Someday, musicals will be so popular that even Green Day will make one………"
Ricochet: "No WAY! Green Day would never do that to me!"
Sister Misfit: "…. And you will go see it………"
Ricochet: "NO!"
Sister Misfit: "… with a GIRL that you LIVE with!!"
Ricochet: "Ewwwwww!!!!! This is a future that will never happen!!!!"

Scene.